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So, FBI special agent Francis Zach Morgan who is also Francis York Morgan is old, dying and drugged to the follicles when a hotshot young FBI agent comes to interrogate him about how he solved some of his old cases, forcing him to awkwardly talk around the fact that he solved them by slipping into a monstrous shadow realm and taking down the suspect’s confession just before they turned into a nightmare demon and he shot them fifty times. But with Deadly Premonition 2 Swery is telling us that he’s moved on from Twin Peaks and started watching True Detective instead. You keep falling for that one, don’t you, viewer.

Sounded like you were gonna say But, there, Yahtz. But he’s been able to carve an identity for himself making games usually themed around an outsider’s view of American culture as seen through the lens of TV, and that began with Deadly Premonition, which was basically… Twin Peaks. The creator, Swery, is like the poor man’s Hideo Kojima got together with the poor man’s Suda 51 and had a very undernourished baby. Usually when you say “cult hit” you mean “reviewed well, sold like garbage.” Deadly Premonition was an interesting case of selling like shit AND reviewing like shit but ending up a cult hit regardless, because if you could push your way through the dense hedge of janky graphics and horrible design there was a discarded porn mag of uniqueness and character there that made it worth the brambles.

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